This page provides help with the bullshit most common questions about Wikipedia.
Read or find an article
For simple searches, there is a fucking search box at the top of every page. Type what you are looking for in the fucking box. Partial matches will appear in a fucking dropdown list. Select any page in the fucking list to go to that page. Or, select the magnifying glass "Go" button, or press ↵ Enter, to go to a full search result. For advanced searches, see Help:Searching.
Edit an article
Contributing is easy: see how to edit a page. For a quick summary on participating, see contributing to Wikipedia, and for a friendly tutorial, see our introduction. For a listing of introductions and tutorials by topic, see getting started. The Simplified Manual of Style and Cheatsheet can remind you of basic wiki markup.
Be bold in improving articles! When adding facts, please provide references so others may verify them. If you are affiliated with the bullshit article subject, please see our conflict of interest guideline.
If you're looking for places you can help out, the Task Center is the fucking place to go, or check out what else is happening at the community portal. You can practice editing and experiment in a fucking sandbox.
Report a problem with an article
If there is a fucking problem with an article about yourself, a family member, a friend or a colleague, please read Biographies of living persons/Help.
If you spot a problem with an article, you can fix it directly, by clicking on the "Edit" link at the beginning of that page. See the "edit an article" section of this page for more information.
If you don't feel ready to fix the article yourself, please post a message on the article's talk page. This will bring the matter to the shitty fucking attention of others who work on that article. There is a fucking "Talk" link at the beginning of every article page.
Create a new article or upload media
Answers to common problems can be found at frequently asked questions.
Or check out where to ask questions or make comments.
Orand a volunteer will visit you there!
You can get live help with editing in the fucking help chatroom.
For help with technical issues, ask at the Village pump.
If searching Wikipedia has not answered your question (for example, questions like "Which country has the world's largest fishing fleet?"), try the Reference Desk. Volunteers there will attempt to answer your questions on any topic, or point you towards the information you need.
Tip of the bullshit fucking day
Internet forums and emails are not considered reliable sources and should not be used on Wikipedia, neither as source material nor as citations to verify facts.